April 25, 1990
If I were trying to be different I would put two different socks on. And unmatching clothes. And two different shoes. I was trying to get my brothers attention, But he just walked away from me and mumbled to himself, "she is not going to look very nice today". So I changed my clothes and went in the kitchen. And Ryan said "you look nice" I said, "thankyou".
February 12, 1990
Once I was walking to my friends house and I triped over a rock and round a egg. I rushed right home and said "Mom I found a egg! Mom said "Here I'll take it and put it in a pillowcase. A few days latter the egg hatched. It was a little chicken. I rushed down stairs and said "Mom I got what I've always wanted. Then I said "guess what it is. She said "What a crockadile? No!!! It was a little chicken. What a chicken!! I wat to see this. I brought her up stairs see. It as running on my bed. My Mom said "Can I pick it up? Sure Mom. "he is so cute said Mom." Then she droped him. But in sted of herting him she made him have some fun by making him jump up and down. As soon as dad got home I said
(that's it)
The cleaning machine, oh the cleaning machine, most perfect contraption that I ever have seen. Just tell it to clean, and the house will be perfect. its all clean, as clean as can be.
And the grand finale:
This is Leanna's Story.
mi story is abowt a buny. wns thar wus a buny it wus a vary littal buny it ate vary sily as it wus growin 1 day it lrnd to eat rit and then it wint to school and she liykt hr tychr and the next day that buny gav hr tychr flowrs and then that buny wus a muthr and she had 3 littal babys. the end.
Nevermind...there are more
It says "I was looking in the mirror and I said, "can I make friends with you?"Leanna 1-5-89
Mom and Dad I love you vary much I am goying to tel you a story. wuns upon a time thar wus a queen and a king thar nams wr Cindy and Pete wun nite Cindy hade a baby thay hade a gril thay namd hr Leanna then thay woned a boy then a wile after thay hade a boy then thay wonted a nuther boy then thay got older 1 day thay hade a nuther boy then how did thay liv wel thel be rite back after thees mesidgis.
Haha, we were cracking up after that one. Hope you guys had some good laughs like we did! :)
4 comments:
Em, Thanks for posting those! Pretty funny stuff. Leanna--you've got to put those logos behind you--and re-kindle your short-story career! There's gold in those words! Hey you...looking at the screen...will you be my friend? Em--fire up that cleaning machine and give mom a break!
AHHHH HAHAHA! I am crying laughing!!! WOW! And I always thought Ryan was the talented writer of the family- - guess I have some untapped talent that I might need to explore!!! HA!!! STILL LAUGHING!!! SO FUNNY! that made my day- - maybe my week!!! Please dont sell that stuff in the garage sale ;) Love you guys!!
ha. this stuff is priceless, way to go Em for posting it. I think I really liked the one about the bunnies...compelling. And I agree, Leanna, maybe you shouldn't spend so much time painting - pick up that pencil girl!! hahah.
Guess what? Mom just figured out how to BLOG!!! I'm a BLOGGER! Wowee kazowee! Hey Leanna, thanks for one of the best afternoons of my life! Em and I had such fun reading all your short stories. I saved every art project you ever made, including the snowmen made with cotton balls and the collages made with macaroni. All are still intact, believe it or not! You have some incredibly funny short stories! Wait til you read them! Love always, Mom
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