- Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
- Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
- If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive at least five minutes early.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- He never says something tastes like chicken. Even chicken.
- He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
- He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to issue a stern warning.
- Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
- He won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.
- He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish
- He has never lost a sock.
Monday, June 28, 2010
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Big smile on my face - the best marketing campaign out there. One of my favorites that wasn't included: "when he goes to the museum, he can touch the art." I also like his advice on rollerblading. Thanks for the great post!
Knowing what we know about him, it seems like buying the beer is almost mandatory!
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