Monday, June 28, 2010

A couple more...

  • Most songs about love are written for him, about him, or by him.
  • Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
  • If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive at least five minutes early.
  • His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
  • Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
  • He never says something tastes like chicken. Even chicken.
  • He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.
  • He's against cruelty to animals, but isn't afraid to issue a stern warning.
  • Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side. If he crossed them, he would still be the right side.
  • He won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.
  • He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish
  • He has never lost a sock.

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Big smile on my face - the best marketing campaign out there. One of my favorites that wasn't included: "when he goes to the museum, he can touch the art." I also like his advice on rollerblading. Thanks for the great post!

Peter or Cindy said...

Knowing what we know about him, it seems like buying the beer is almost mandatory!